I've been secluded in a cave for a while, & I just saw the election results. I saw them by way of a map on Fox news. The whole damn country's red?! 50 years after Joseph Mccarthy laid down the law once and for all, the commies have officially invaded and taken over!!! Oh good, I guess I might finally get health care now...

For the sake of not offending any sensitive right wing ears, I have decided to write this article in moonspeak: Glabba nebula sekoti *yoy* America!!! Gib gib senka Bush, salenti yoy gib. Clanteron stikk Condi!!! Mit mit "weapons of mass destruction", assu moy 9/11. Jib jib acoowich da? Matta!!! Crempotisto Abu Ghraib, steck folio Haliburton, steck folio stig mata Ohio! Shethids! Mock tratin don Gonzales, bett bett yoy. Mest on Bush, Mest on Cheney, Mest on del dakka dakka. Trif...

For the sake of not offending any sensitive right wing ears, I have decided to write this article in moonspeak: Glabba nebula sekoti *yoy* America!!! Gib gib senka Bush, salenti yoy gib. Clanteron stikk Condi!!! Mit mit "weapons of mass destruction", assu moy 9/11. Jib jib acoowich da? Matta!!! Crempotisto Abu Ghraib, steck folio Haliburton, steck folio stig mata Ohio! Shethids! Mock tratin don Gonzales, bett bett yoy. Mest on Bush, Mest on Cheney, Mest on del dakka dakka. Trif...

"Immigrants, Assimilate or Go the Hell Home"? Gee whiz, what a classy featured article for Thanksgiving day... "

This is the Official Joe User Name Game. It is entirely for the sake of humor and fun, none of the name interpretations are meant to be insulting, mean-spirited, or indicitive what the blogger is all about. It's a simple wordplay game. I'm just one guy, so I'm only creating a few---there's a lot of bloggers on this site! Feel free to post a few of your own. Anyway, here's what I got: SameOldRat : A soul that wakes up, looks around, and realizes it's getting nowhere in the hierarch...

This is the Official Joe User Name Game. It is entirely for the sake of humor and fun, none of the name interpretations are meant to be insulting, mean-spirited, or indicitive what the blogger is all about. It's a simple wordplay game. I'm just one guy, so I'm only creating a few---there's a lot of bloggers on this site! Feel free to post a few of your own. Anyway, here's what I got: SameOldRat : A soul that wakes up, looks around, and realizes it's getting nowhere in the hierarch...

Here 's an idea for an art project: You get a camera, a car, and a driver. You sit on the passenger side and request that the driver take you to the trendiest part of your town or city. A business district can work equally well, depending upon the time of day. When you arrive in the trendy, oxygen bar, sushi and vintage clothing neighborhood of your choice, you roll down the window and ready your camera. Then, as you slowly pass groups of people eating lunch at sidewalk cafes, you shout...

Here 's an idea for an art project: You get a camera, a car, and a driver. You sit on the passenger side and request that the driver take you to the trendiest part of your town or city. A business district can work equally well, depending upon the time of day. When you arrive in the trendy, oxygen bar, sushi and vintage clothing neighborhood of your choice, you roll down the window and ready your camera. Then, as you slowly pass groups of people eating lunch at sidewalk cafes, you shout...

Here's something you don't see very often: A half Columbian/half Japanese hermaphrodite born in Moscow on February 29th, currently living in Omaha, Nebraska and working as a postal clerk. While this is fictional, I sorta wish it wasn't.