Published on November 24, 2004 By reddirty In Humor
Here 's an idea for an art project: You get a camera, a car, and a driver. You sit on the passenger side and request that the driver take you to the trendiest part of your town or city. A business district can work equally well, depending upon the time of day. When you arrive in the trendy, oxygen bar, sushi and vintage clothing neighborhood of your choice, you roll down the window and ready your camera. Then, as you slowly pass groups of people eating lunch at sidewalk cafes, you shout "FREEZE!!!" at the top of your lungs. Snap a picture. Repeat this technique all over the area. Soon enough, you will have an immpressive collection of snapshots. The title? "Frozen Yuppies".
Comments
on Nov 24, 2004
I like sushi.
on Nov 24, 2004
Me, too, TW! I don't think you're a yuppie, though. Too down to earth!

Thid idea would make for a funny albulm. I can just see the name brand purses in mid-air as MAC makeup flies out and chunks of blush shatter on the sidewalk, marking up the name brand shoes.
on Nov 24, 2004
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!
on Nov 24, 2004
I like it... How do you make a Slush Yuppy then? Or what about a Hush Yuppy (god knows a lot of 'em could do with gagging).
on Nov 25, 2004
How do you make a Slush Yuppy then? Or what about a Hush Yuppy


A Slush Yuppy is made when one requests that the driver swerve onto the sidewalk. A Hush Yuppy is made pretty much at the same time, but after all the screaming dies down.
on Nov 25, 2004
Yeah, sushi's awesome. Yuppies aren't the only ones who can enjoy sushi. In fact, I heard a rumor that the Japanese beat them to the punch...
on Nov 25, 2004
Reddirty - can I order two Slush Yuppies to go with extra flavouring, please?
on Nov 29, 2004
Reddirty - can I order two Slush Yuppies to go with extra flavouring, please?


Sure...in fact it's a buy 2 get one free special today!
on Nov 29, 2004
What about Gush yuppies...or...I know...blush yuppies.

Sorry...whole rhyme thing.
on Nov 30, 2004
Kick down the stall door and snap a photo of a "Flush Yuppie"....
Or record the passing of your pet fish as a "Flush Guppie"...
Or tag a dismissive '60's holdover as a "Pish Hippie"...
on Dec 03, 2004
What would their "Yuppie Puppies" look like on camera?
on Dec 03, 2004
What would their "Yuppie Puppies" look like on camera?


"Yuppie Puppies?" This blog is strictly pro-kitten! You ain't heard?
on Dec 04, 2004
If he's discussing what I think he's disgusting, then you don't need to worry about these "Yuppie puppies" being viewed sympathetically....