This is it. Enough is enough. The world's in turmoil, the news is bad and it's time to take a firm, unbending stand on the issues that matter. My foot's a-comin' down and it's not comin' up, baby. I'm takin' a hardline, pro-kitten stance, and I'm not gonna faulter 'til the day I die. This is about right and wrong. This is about morals. This, friends, is about principles. Here's how it works: Everywhere I'm seen from here on out I will be carrying a small, loveable kitten. In all...

This is it. Enough is enough. The world's in turmoil, the news is bad and it's time to take a firm, unbending stand on the issues that matter. My foot's a-comin' down and it's not comin' up, baby. I'm takin' a hardline, pro-kitten stance, and I'm not gonna faulter 'til the day I die. This is about right and wrong. This is about morals. This, friends, is about principles. Here's how it works: Everywhere I'm seen from here on out I will be carrying a small, loveable kitten. In all...

For the sake of not offending any sensitive right wing ears, I have decided to write this article in moonspeak: Glabba nebula sekoti *yoy* America!!! Gib gib senka Bush, salenti yoy gib. Clanteron stikk Condi!!! Mit mit "weapons of mass destruction", assu moy 9/11. Jib jib acoowich da? Matta!!! Crempotisto Abu Ghraib, steck folio Haliburton, steck folio stig mata Ohio! Shethids! Mock tratin don Gonzales, bett bett yoy. Mest on Bush, Mest on Cheney, Mest on del dakka dakka. Trif...

For the sake of not offending any sensitive right wing ears, I have decided to write this article in moonspeak: Glabba nebula sekoti *yoy* America!!! Gib gib senka Bush, salenti yoy gib. Clanteron stikk Condi!!! Mit mit "weapons of mass destruction", assu moy 9/11. Jib jib acoowich da? Matta!!! Crempotisto Abu Ghraib, steck folio Haliburton, steck folio stig mata Ohio! Shethids! Mock tratin don Gonzales, bett bett yoy. Mest on Bush, Mest on Cheney, Mest on del dakka dakka. Trif...

This is the Official Joe User Name Game. It is entirely for the sake of humor and fun, none of the name interpretations are meant to be insulting, mean-spirited, or indicitive what the blogger is all about. It's a simple wordplay game. I'm just one guy, so I'm only creating a few---there's a lot of bloggers on this site! Feel free to post a few of your own. Anyway, here's what I got: SameOldRat : A soul that wakes up, looks around, and realizes it's getting nowhere in the hierarch...

This is the Official Joe User Name Game. It is entirely for the sake of humor and fun, none of the name interpretations are meant to be insulting, mean-spirited, or indicitive what the blogger is all about. It's a simple wordplay game. I'm just one guy, so I'm only creating a few---there's a lot of bloggers on this site! Feel free to post a few of your own. Anyway, here's what I got: SameOldRat : A soul that wakes up, looks around, and realizes it's getting nowhere in the hierarch...

Here 's an idea for an art project: You get a camera, a car, and a driver. You sit on the passenger side and request that the driver take you to the trendiest part of your town or city. A business district can work equally well, depending upon the time of day. When you arrive in the trendy, oxygen bar, sushi and vintage clothing neighborhood of your choice, you roll down the window and ready your camera. Then, as you slowly pass groups of people eating lunch at sidewalk cafes, you shout...

Here 's an idea for an art project: You get a camera, a car, and a driver. You sit on the passenger side and request that the driver take you to the trendiest part of your town or city. A business district can work equally well, depending upon the time of day. When you arrive in the trendy, oxygen bar, sushi and vintage clothing neighborhood of your choice, you roll down the window and ready your camera. Then, as you slowly pass groups of people eating lunch at sidewalk cafes, you shout...