The Nazi Death March of the American Right

Published on November 28, 2004 By reddirty In Humor

For the sake of not offending any sensitive right wing ears, I have decided to write this article in moonspeak:

Glabba nebula sekoti *yoy* America!!! Gib gib senka Bush, salenti yoy gib. Clanteron stikk Condi!!! Mit mit "weapons of mass destruction", assu moy 9/11. Jib jib acoowich da? Matta!!! Crempotisto Abu Ghraib, steck folio Haliburton, steck folio stig mata Ohio! Shethids! Mock tratin don Gonzales, bett bett yoy. Mest on Bush, Mest on Cheney, Mest on del dakka dakka. Trif!

Take that! I apologize for any spelling errors...

Comments

apdelong31

on Nov 29, 2004

baleeted

LeapingLizard

on Nov 29, 2004

I couldn't agree more.
"Gib gib senka Bush, salenti yoy gib"
You were right on here! How do you do it, dirty??

ll

dabe

on Nov 29, 2004

Bwahahahahahahaha

Senka Bush!

(Whatever that means, I think I like the sentiment.)

SameOldRat

on Nov 29, 2004

Good thing I read moonspeak. Hilarious! Gibbi kai frolehti Administration.

LeapingLizard

on Nov 29, 2004

You're right, rat. Administration frolehti gibbi. Yoy mit mit assu Bush moy bett dakka moy Condi. Jib steck? *Steck folio*

reddirty

on Nov 30, 2004

Harks knoka snell fin yoy. Taska wham jip jop "social security"! flay....gib gib senka Bush. Yoy astronima shethids!

Moderateman

on Nov 30, 2004

hak nitza demoncrapick ijdafrag, crakfa liberal wecstb,whineallatime,kerrydean fullashitza .demos crybutwhinebetter frahza spralkna fuz

SameOldRat

on Nov 30, 2004

hak nitza demoncrapick ijdafrag, crakfa liberal wecstb,whineallatime,kerrydean fullashitza .demos crybutwhinebetter frahza spralkna fuz

Now it has lost its charm. Another something, sghruined jtby a Republican.

reddirty

on Nov 30, 2004

Hey now, moderate man has every right to disagree in moonspeak...and i have a right to respond: Zig ziggah trat branwaished!

LeapingLizard

on Nov 30, 2004

Gheg topp lefties hop yupp yipp righties johg nor hin crakfa liberal hin crakfa conservative ohj ki stereotyping.

WildLooseComma

on Dec 03, 2004

Funniest shit I have ever "red"...HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!
wlc

LeapingLizard

on Dec 04, 2004

WLC
Hoy yoy uhther regular ,johg cranka hof join JU??

Suspeckted

on Dec 05, 2004

most entertaining for a sunday morning.

tuk kut sranku gib gib!

WildLooseComma

on Dec 08, 2004

My moonspeak is rather shotty...but I will resist the joining JU because I can't let it beat me...I see all you junkies. I'm better than that...

ha ha

jiegh ielsif gif gif gif, SUCKER!! (that is the darkside dialect...)

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